bopper crush

An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.

Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?

Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.

Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?