Born at 18

When you had a shitty childhood due to one parent being either absent, abusive, or stupid. However when you turn 18 you separate yourself from that parent and claim a step-parent as your new true parent.

Hey did you hear Brandon was born at 18? It was that bad for him?

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

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