Bounced Check

When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.

Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"

Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***

Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"

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bounce check

When you unexpectedly bring a girl you met somewhere other than a bar, to a bar, for the purpose of finding out if she is of age.

"I need to bounce check this girl. She's hot, but I think she might be only 19."

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cute check bounce

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.

Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."

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bounce like a check

A way of saying let's get out of here

Hey let's bounce like a check before shit gets real bad.!!!!

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