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Bourbon Coon

An African American that imbibes too much bourbon and/or bourbon barrel ages beers.

Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022


Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022