bovril boulevard

describing ones anus, UK 'posh joke slang'

'Bovril' is hot brown coloured savoury beef type beverage drink, made from a spoonful of very thick poo like substance that comes in jars...called Bovril

you should know what a Boulevard is...

I'm not gay, but i luv it when my girlfriend slips me the finger up the 'Bovril Boulevard' when i'm just about to cum...