bowling shoes

Code word for alcohol for situations where you can't come out and say alcohol.

Dude, we need to get some bowling shoes for later!!
I need to get bowling shoed...

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bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

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bowling shoe

A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.

I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.

Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.