brass bra

(n.)Form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: brass. Offers support and protection of woman's bust. Usually used by witches or warrior princesses.

The blow was deflected by her brass bra.

It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!

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colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.