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Probably one of the best movies of all time. Directed and starred in by Mel Gibson, it is a loose biography of William Wallace, the man responsible for scotland uniting and gaining it's independance from england. Trademarks of the movie are William Wallace's half blue/half white face painting at the battle of stirling, and his yell of "FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM" after being tortured nearly to death. although there are more than a few historical inacuracies it is an amazing movie that everyone should see.
"Will you stand and fight?!"
"no! we will run. and we will live"
"ay. fight, and you may die. run, and you'll live. at least for a while.
and then, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
-best scene from Braveheart
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masculine guys (straight or gay) who wear kilts or other MUGS (Male Unbifurcated GarmentS)
Did you see that braveheart in the kilt at the mall yesterday?
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After porking a girl while she's on her peroid, you reach down with your hand and get a generous mittenfull of the aftermath and run your hand down one side of your face. Followed with a loud battlecry.
After giving Suzy the Braveheart, I yelled "YOU MAY TAKE MY SIEMEN BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!!"
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A loosely biographical motion picture released in 1995 my Mel Gibson which chronicles the life of William Wallace, a Scottish Patriot who lived from 1272-1305, who shares with Robert the Bruce the honor of being the Scottish National Hero. The film has been criticized for its historical inaccuracies, but taken as entertainment, it is an excellent piece of cinema.
I just saw Braveheart! I love that movie!
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when you are banging a chick in a porti potty and right before you nut you dunk her face in the blue stuff and pull her out. when she comes out her face is blue and you yell "FREEDOM!!!" while blowing your load on her back.
See that fat chick with the blue face, i just bravehearted her.
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The most amazing!!! Wonderfull!! Scottish film of all tym!! Men in kilts! Scotland! A heap o' gingers and a massive rammy!! Makes me proud 2b a scot!
"You were pure greeting at Braveheart"
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When your female companion is on the rag, you stick three fingers in her vagina and paint your face with the resulting red fluid.
When Suzie is on the rag, we don't waste it. We braveheart all night long.
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