bread collecting

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.

Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!

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bread collecting

Where the james species collects bread on a daily routine. Ol'Jimmy Jones suppiles the addiction on a sunday afternoon when James makes his way over. Normally arrving late, he gets the ol'moldy bread that stays in the pot after hours.

Ol'Jimmy Jones: Your late again
James: Shut up, i need that bread for the bread collecting
Ol'Jimmy Jones: Its in the pot, like normal