breadman

An evil and irate man who bakes bread. He will not rest until all the peoples of the earth feast upon his multi-seeded bread, toasted, with raspberry jam. He flits like a ghost between the racks of bread in his bakery and browbeats his assistants when they attempt to - as he perceives it - undervalue his produce.

I saw the Breadman today. He's baked a gingerbread man that looks just like me, and it's hanging above the shelf. I'm scared.

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Breadman

Someone with 𝗔𝗹𝗼𝘁 of money

"I heard Jessica's boyfriend is a breadman"

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Breadman

An absolute legend who ALWAYS has damp *folds*

Random guy: Who was the baddie that just walked by?
Other Random Guy: Oh! That’s Breadman! Fucking Legend!

BREADMAN MUGHEES

A bread man who is a man who denies his homosexuality

OMG ITS a BREADMAN MUGHEES he is so... blah

breadman

a misheard pronunciation of breath mint.

person 1: would you like a polo
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: it’s a breath mint
person 2: who’s a breadman?
person 1: you’re an idiot