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Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.
Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
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(oh-SOY-oose)
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the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.
Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn
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A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.
This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.
Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.
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