Breast Specs

The phenomenon in which a male is unable to see the craziness, bitchiness, or overall blackness of a female's soul because he is courting, dating, or hooking up with her.

Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.

person one: That girl is bitch!

person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.

person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.

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