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a breathing dragon is when you smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob as you "climax"
I gave my wife a breathing dragon and now I sleep on the couch.
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When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.
By Ryan Hillenbrand
Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!
OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.
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When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.
I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.
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immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)
"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."
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Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”