bridgerton

Basically Gossip Girl based 300 years ago

Wanna hangout and watch Bridgerton?

I’d rather die.

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bridgerton

netflix series. there’s more to be said but i cba! based on an old book series

lady whistle down is penelope featherington, lol. bridgerton

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Bridgerton Sex

Sex, where there's no foreplay or lubrication, and both partners come immediately and intensely.

"Well, we both came fast!" "Yeah, Bridgerton sex!"

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bridgerton warfare

When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.

My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.

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Bridgerton

A Netflix series about British upper class in the early 1800's, in which the main characters are black. Praised for being colourblind, despite there are no Arabs, Pakistani's, Latino's, Asians or other non-white characters.

"Bridgerton is essentially blackwashing European history."

"I'd can't wait for that movie starring Matt Damon as Malcolm X."

"Jesus H. Christ, you can't do that!"

"Why not? It's basically Bridgerton."

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Bridgerton

Mi Mi Mid MIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD

Yeah that show bridgerton is mid, but Xo Kitty is gas.

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Bridgertoning

Making a series, movie or documentary about European history, in which historical facts and characters are either twisted or made up to suit a modern politically correct highly sensitive audience. Derived from the American series "Bridgerton". The series is a modern day fantasy about upper class British society in the early 1800's, in which major characters are portrayed by black people. Programs that are bridgertoned are full of historical inaccuracies and mistakes, which are frowned upon by historians, but easily overlooked by viewers who praise the edgy casting and bold storytelling. Essentially blackwashing and cultural appropriation at its finest.

The series sugarcoats and twists European history for the sake of political correctness. Surprisingly, there are no Arab, Asian, Latino, Pakistani or other non-white characters. See also Disneyfication.

"I hear the new Gladiator-movie will take place during the Crusades, and Denzel Washington will play a main character."

"Sounds good, which character?"
"Some European knight."
"... FFS, they're Bridgertoning the whole thing."