british porn

a type of porn in which there is no sexual activity/intercourse going on.

King george: you know mariam we could have a sexual intercourse right now.

Mariam: oh yes we could.

King george: but lets not.
this is british porn.

high class british porn

fun for the whole family!

...they even have some of that high class british porn!

"almost...almost...almost...there we are"

"well done"