Bro-Choice

A pro choice man who uses abortion so he doesn’t need to take responsibility

Person 1: My boyfriend wants me to get an abortion cause he didn’t consent to pregnancy

Person 2: So he’s Bro-Choice

bro-choice

A classier, albeit douchier, way to say "bros before hoes"

Girlfriend: "did you hearth John and Jane broke up?...whos side is you on?"
Boyfriend: "girl you know I am bro-choice." (and then he slaps her in the face with a horse whip)

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bro choice

The belief that you should be able to choose if you want to be a bro or not.

"People should be able to choose if they wan to be bros or not. I'm bro choice!"

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Bro-choice

The opinion held that one should not abort the baby if the fetus has Bro or Brosephina potential.

An ultrasound is necessary to see if the candidate can ball his hand into a fist whilst simultaneously popping his improvised placenta collar.

A reverse amniocentesis of Jager can also be administered as a test. The subject passes if the mother immediately feels a kick or punch.

Hey Chad did you hear, bro? Lisa's gonna abort.

thats so bullshit bro. I thought her and dave were bro-choice.

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choice bro

A Kiwi (New Zealander) expression that is somewhat retro now. It is used when you want to say something is really cool.

Dude 1: I'm going to get new wheels for my car.
Dude 2: Choice bro!

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