bro-in-law

A girlfriend that is a future candidate as one of your bro's wife.

Bro, you have to respect my girlfriend. She's possibly your future bro-in-law!

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Chick-bro-in-law

This is one of your girlfriend or wife's sister or sisters. This relationship is one that is contextualized by using fratty language, such as referring to each other as "bro" and using the word "hella" frequently as an adjective in encounters where both parties are involved. The chick-bro-in-law makes your relationship a packaged deal.

Michael: "Hey bro you wanna hit the club up tonight?"

Joel: "No bro I'm getting hella drunk with my girl and chick-bro-in-law tonight, at this fancy restaurant. It's gonna be so bromantic."

Bro Law

Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.

Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..

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bro-law

brother in law. the husband of your sister. or the brother of your wife.

yo, bro-law! you got a few hundred dollars you can let me borrow? my ass is broke again

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Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.

"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"