Bro off

When two or more "bros" get in a fight over the same women. Usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.

Bro 1: I came with Lexi, she's leaving with me!!
Bro 2: no way bro! She is soo over you she staying with me!!
Bro 1: no way bro!! (Gets in bro 2's face)
Bro2: way bro!!!! (Bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/shit talk)

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Bro Off

The act of 5 or more bros watching pornography in a low lit room sitting in a semi-circle while each bro jerks off the one next to him. One bro makes the ultimate sacrifice by forgoing being pulled off for the greater good.

Dude: 'In next weeks bro off I hope to not be the one at the start of the circle'

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Did you just kick your flips off bro?

When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.

"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"

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Bro off

When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is

Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.