Bro Blow

When two completely straight friends haven't had sex or anything with a girl in a long time, so they relieve each others tension by giving each other a blow job, but it is only considered gay if you don't say no homo.

JW: Hey man it has been a while since I have been with a girl, so do you think you can give me a bro blow? No homo.

GC: Ya man of course I got you I mean you are my best friend and all plus you did say no homo so it's not gay.

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bro blow

two bro's talking about life and petty, thinking of all the pussy they can get, but at the end, let the bro give the blow

me: how was your day?
diggla: i heard about dolphins blowing them self off, did you see the video?
me: no, but its a bro blow and should be respected

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Bro blow

Completely normal action between two straight guy friends. As mentioned, saying “no homo”’ explicitly makes it not gay. One of the best things to do to show true bro friendship showing each bro you really care about them.

Dave: hey man I’m feeling down and could use some bro time.
John: I gotchu. How about a bro blow?
Dave: perfect!

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no homo bro blow

A metaphor used when someone else blatantly contradicts themselves with a commonly used phrase.

The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'

Jake: fuck you! but no offense, though
Tom: yeah, a no homo bro blow

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bro or blow

When you meet another gay guy and you decide if you want to fuck him, or just be friends.

Jay: I met this guy yesterday.

Mark: Bro or blow?

Jay: Definitely blow.