Broken Shakespeare

Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.

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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.

Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.

This is broken Shakespeare