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Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.

A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!

by TehBenus April 28, 2012

161๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.

Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.

Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.

If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.

So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.

It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."

by captain sleepless September 6, 2008

276๐Ÿ‘ 159๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

(verb) The act of being rejected by Stuyvesant

Hey, did you get your SHSAT results?
Yeah, I got into Brooklyn Tech.

by nana_banana March 15, 2009

478๐Ÿ‘ 294๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.

A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!

by TehBenus April 28, 2012

45๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

a school which all students are fake Asian hypebeasts

Those asian kids look like they go to brooklyn tech

by bryce chung November 26, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

A prison like shool located within the borough of Brooklyn.(no shit). This prison like type of a school contains roughly 6000 students. The school lacks air conditioning and other facilities that you'd expect from a typical high school. Combine the lack of proper funding with the sheer amount of idiots who somehow scored high enough on the SHSAT, and the end result is this hell house. On top of all this, a lot of the Staff are inconsiderate. This school is filled with a lot of good and bad teachers that you'll have. Some of them do their jobs properly, while others are college professors teaching a high school class, and others are simply down right stupid and involve politics and other irrelevant topics within the classroom environment. Despite all this, this school offers a wide variety of clubs available. And, if you feel stressed out at any given time, just go to the 6th floor bathroom and smoke a blunt. If you dont get caught, good. Otherwise, head over to Fort Greene Park.

Brooklyn Tech is an awesome school! Im so glad I chose to come to this school.

by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 5, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

a school full of Stuyvesant rejects

I go to Brooklyn tech!
oh so you're a stuy reject

by annducky September 16, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž