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Term dubbed in the sequel to the "Dos Equis" World's Most Interesting Man commercial. Used to label a person even cooler than Dan Bilzerian.
The ladies just flock to him. What a Brookshire.
the act, state or circumstance in which no matter what you set out to accomplish or do, it will result in utter failure. May often be a precondition for certain unfortunate people.
Run: Have you seen Nathan's numbers today?
Ron: No I haven't. How's he doing?
Run: He's sold $5000 worth of product and is still in the whole $200 dollars!
Ron: Wow........looks like he's having another Brookshire day......lol
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Somebody who always looks like they're on the verge of breaking into a pathetic sob, and is capable of making even the most reserved of pacifists feel an intense urge to bludgeon their face in.
If it looks like a brookshire, walks like a brookshire, and talks like a brookshire, its probably a brookshire.
Smink thought he was too good for the new vitamin water mike had created in his bath tub the night before. Mike told smink to "Go To Brookshire's!"