Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.

Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.