bros before bros

The homosexual version of the phrase bros before hoes. To prioritize your male friends before your relationship with another guy.

Steve: Gee Chris, I sure love spending time with my new boyfriend Jeremy! He is so sweet and strong and caring!

Chris: Man you need to start chillin with us more often. Whatever happened to bros before bros??

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Bros before Not Bros

An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning

Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!

Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros

Or Bros before...not...bros?...

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