brown brothers

Three friends. At least one must be Indian.

Bill: "Those two white boys aren't brown brothers!"
John: "Hell yes they are! Don't you see that Indian boy with them?"

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Brown Brothers

Hispanics, Hispanic males

I really Love my Brown Brothers, but I wish they would drive faster

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My Brother Chris Brown

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...

Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

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Brother Brown

Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.

Man, you are looking worse than brother brown right now!