brother trucker

Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.

Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"