brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

brown eyed breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

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