Brown card

You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.

Last night I took that girls brown card.

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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

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brown card

When a male joins the gay community or behaves in a homosexual-like manor that suggests that he should.

Nick: "Where is George? He isn't usually late to football practice."

Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."

Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."

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Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!