someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.
"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".
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when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....
i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...
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The result when performing anal sex when reciprient needs to evacuate his/her colon.
I was pumping away and when I finished I realised I had a brown hat.
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