brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

The Brown-Hand Extraction Method

The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.

"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."

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Bryce Brown Method

Best way to get females

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