brown mug

The art of pooping in a mug and filling it with similar color coffee and then giving it to your most hated work partner.

You just got brown mugged.

Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass