Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females.

Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.

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brown onion

A term used when you hold a towel over another person's face while they try doing a sit-up. With the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. While the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. This will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person's sweaty ass!

Man, we gave Steve a Brown Onion last week and he's still smelling that shit!

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brown onion

Slang term for anus.

"I thought that guy at the door was a census taker but he was just a homeless guy who wanted to poke me in my brown onion!"

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Brown Onion Rider

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

Brown Onion Syndrome

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

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Brown Onion Ring

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.

I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!

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Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

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