when a girls privates have been stained brown from failing to wipe properly ( from front to back not back to front )
"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"
shit pie crotch rot stanky pussy brown pie
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Noun
1. A big ass piece of human shit, fresh from the oven (asshole) and good enough to eat.
Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?
Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.
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a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!
aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn
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a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie
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When you shit in an aluminum pan queef on it and mix it with Milk eggs and brown sugar and bake it for 20 minutes.
I made mom a “brown suga pie” for her birthday
Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time
Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie