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Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."