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The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.
Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.
A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."
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a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python