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Brown Whale

A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"

"Thar she blows! It be the Brown Whale!"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

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Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.

"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."

by rajeshkoothrapali August 29, 2012

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Brown Whale

a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.

"Dude, I never wanna try brown whale again."

by kylebp March 31, 2010

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Baby brown whale

A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.

Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it

by bamcole101 November 17, 2016


Fight the Brown Whale

To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.

Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!

by carlipet September 23, 2009

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