Brownsed

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

Brownsed

This is when the Cleveland Browns perform as they typically do, failing in some miserable, stupid, or seemingly impossible way.

Man you see that Browns game today, they really Brownsed it

Brownsing

The act of casually browsing online for items, deals, or completely unnecessary purchases while seated on the porcelain throne. A modern multitasking phenomenon that blends retail therapy with bathroom breaks.

"I just bought a waffle maker while Brownsing—best $20 I ever spent."