Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.
He really enjoys bruising the banana.
Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop
did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET
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A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.
"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"
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when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
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A "chinese banana" who acts black.
I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride
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when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night
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The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
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