Brush your hair

to calm down or relax.

Dani: oh my God Ian i just found out the best news!!! Ian: whoa hold on. Brush your hair.

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Take Care, Brush Your Hair

Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.

"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair

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Brush your hair with a house centipede

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"