Buckaneer

1. Social pirate, someone who manages to steal friends, beer, weed, bedrooms, seats in cars, and other things when it really wasn't theirs to take.

"Jason is a Buck-a-fuckin-eer, that man just stole my last beer, AND the chick I was mackin' on" (Buckaneer)

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Quarterback for the Buckaneers

The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single dollar bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.

Old Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!

Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!

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anal buckaneer

a homosexual, or a man that loves to fuck his wife in the ass with penis, dilo,etc...

Holy shit! That anal buckaneer just tried to shove a dildo in my ass! That guy is an anal buckaneer! He hits his wife in the can everyday!

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