Buddy Lite

A person who is your friend, only because they have good beer in their fridge, or because they have money to buy you a beer.

Sam: "Hey where were you last night?"

Mark: "Oh I was hanging with Kevin."

Sam: "Right. Kevin, your buddy lite."

Mark: "Yup. He has Heineken."

Sam: "Mark, you're pathetic."

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