Budget Fettuccine Alfredo

When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.

You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.

Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.