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1) When you say or indicate that you'll do something, thus 'building it up', and then don't at the last minute.
2) When you do something you said you'd never do.
1) He said he was going to face me in a rap battle but he didn't show, what a buildups.
2) She made all that fuss about how she'd never switch to Pepsi but it was all buildups. She guzzles that shit now.
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Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While
Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup
A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.
David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?
Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...
David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
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When one buys an iPhone then later buys the lastest one, thus resulting in haveing unused iPhones laying around. Or just haveing 2 iPhones.
Hey Tom, I just got the new iPhone 3GS, its Awesome, But now I got iPhone Buildup.
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A condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced sexual intercourse over a protracted time frame. While masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms associated with DSB it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. DSB can only be relieved by interaction with a sexual partner.
Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.
Charles: DSB? What is that?
Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.
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The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
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Scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called TSB or Toxic Sperm Buildup.
This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.
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