bulk dardy

someone who carries a bulk package of dardyness around their waist to attract the opposite sex during mating season. By pulling them into their gravitational pull

kenny: Hey man, got your bulk dardy package yet?

victoria: yeh bro the whole set
kenny: That's mint, coz mating seasons like tomorrow ayye bro
victoria: ohh fuk bro almost forgot ayeee
Kenny: Thats awkard, coz im bi
victoria: double wammy.
Kenny: lol
victoria: k bye.