bulk time

the time, frequently used as a punishment, that a man must spend with his significant other, without anyone else present, especially his male companions, due to too an inordinate imbalance in the favor of activities that don't involve him being bitched at
NOTE: women will not respond well to a man referring to this; they find "date night" far more agreeable.

Hey man, wanna wang out tonight?

Nah bro, can't.

Bummer, why not?

Dude, bulk time on the docket.

Sucks, why?

Drunk logic last night.

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