A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff
"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"
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A way in which to describe an ugly face.
Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard
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A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.
Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!
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A very unattractive woman.
'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'