Bullpen Catcher

1. A man whose woman prefers to fuck a dildo rather than actually fuck him.

2. A catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. The bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.

1. Earl has a baby dick. That's why his girlfriend would rather fuck her dildo instead of him.
2. The bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.

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