bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

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Bread Bum

a person with a lack of a bum or a flat bum than mimicks that of a slice of bread which is thinly sliced - therefore the person having a Bread Bum

"Rehh, that girl's peng"
"Yeah, but she be having some bread bum though"

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Bum hole banana bread

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!