bum face;
n. chiefly british slang, derogatory
1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the buttocks
2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a bum for a face
3. Someone with a bum for a face. And perhaps a face for a bum, although this is uncommon.
"Oh my god, you are such a bum face".
"Good golly, you're talking so much poo right now, one might call you a bum face"
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A face in which has a buttocks, or "bum bum" upon it.
I met a bum bum face today. He has smelly breath, and bad conversation.
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a person who has a large crack on there face almost looking like a bum crack
that nice man in the corner has a bum bum face
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a reptile in which has bum-like scales.
"I got my pet bum bum face at the store today."
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Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.
When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.
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An expression used when a man is highly attracted to a woman. It is sometimes abbreviated to bitf, and derives from two original stems.
"In the face" was a phrase used to describe doing something in an extreme way.
"bum" was used as a way of expressing a preference for anal sex.
Exactly what is involved to bum someone in the face remains hazy, but must surely be a good thing.
I wouldn't mind bumming her in the face!
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Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.
"The child's being bummed in the face!"
"Bummed in the face?"
"Yes, bummed in the face!"
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