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Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.
Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!
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an male who tends to hang around the anal orifice of other men
dude that guy checking you out is a bum monkey
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1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.
hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.
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Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.
When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.
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when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass
sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex
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monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat